why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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