Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Come see our sink grown plant.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He better not be in your backpack
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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