I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
ugly people sure do ruin things
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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