have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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