Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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