We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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