So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
