So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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