it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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