But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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