The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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