i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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