Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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