Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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