also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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