i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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