He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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