i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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