Tell her she can't have a vagina
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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