You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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