I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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