what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Sorry about my life...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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