apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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