So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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