What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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