You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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