Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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