He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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