First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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