Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
