is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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