There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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