I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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