How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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