have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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