I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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