Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
