Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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