yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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