So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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