so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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