The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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