I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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