your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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