Say something about gay babies.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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