Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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