We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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