Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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