Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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