My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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