Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
one might say we're banned from that church
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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